Lizzie's Antigods
Well I've had this list on my bedroom wall for two years and I've decided it is time it was more widely available. Any suggestions? Mail me on [email protected].
A Gods page might appear when I get around to it...
| The Boys | The Girls |
| David Bellamy | The woman from the Somerfield ads |
| Michael Portillo | Mariah Carey |
| Peter Stringfellow | Hayley Mills |
| Jeremy Clarkson | Calista Flockheart |
| Jeremy Paxman | Janet Street-Porter |
| Ainsley Harriott | Gypsy from Home and Away |
| David Mellor | Germaine Greer |
| Rupert Murdoch | The woman from Vengaboys |
| Anthony Worrall-Thompson | Christina Aguil... Aguilwhatsit |
| Melvyn Bragg | Polly Toynbee |
| George W. Bush... naturally! | Emma Norman |
| Tom Cruise | Cat Deeley (purely to annoy people!!) |
| Richard Gere | Victoria Beckham |
| Michael Schumacher | Lowri Turner |
| All of Man U! | Sara Cox |
| Chris Moyles | Princess Diana (controversial!) |
| Politicians who think they are scientists | Jilly Cooper |
| Scientists who think they are politicians | Anyone on Womens Hour on R4 |
| Andrew Morton | Izzy from Hollyoaks |
| Sylvester Stallone | The Statue of Liberty |
Also nominated are a fair section of Greenpeace, the makers of Brookside and The fresh Prince of Bel Air, anyone who writes for the Sun (especially Gary Bushell but just because no one seems to know what he really does do) and a number of people who write for the Times! Oh and whoever made Pooh bear American.